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PostPosted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 12:31 pm    Post subject: The World's Best Insults... Reply with quote

Let's start the ball(s) rollin' with a couple from two very famous men...

Winston Churchill Vs. George Bernard Shaw 1951

Shaw: "Have reserved two tickets for opening night. Come and bring a friend... if you have one."

Churchill: "Impossible to come first night. Will come second night... if you have one."
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mark Twain wrote:
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TOTAL LOCAL: - Here's my 1st response to a feeble attempt at forum obscenity...


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

^ ^ ^ You would think that was enough for him... Nope, it wasn't!
Like "the little train that could", he just HAD to try again... Rolling Eyes
My 2nd response finally put an end to it. Laughing


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